YANKS: LOOK SLIGHTLY GREASY, MAY NEED HELP SHOWERING, I'M READY AND WILLING TO TAKE ON THIS INSANELY LABORIOUS TASK

[His Royal Hotness. No one really compares when it comes

to stupid-hot American footballing talent.]

This is not a dedicated US Soccer blog. Promise, pinky swear, etc. It's just been pretending to be one lately... a little. A wannabe, so to speak. Hell, if they're going to come out with stuff like this, can you fault a girl?

Anyhow, here's an interesting quote from Carlos Bocanegra's portion of this spread that Interview magazine did with the boys: "Stuart Holden is always talking. He doesn’t shut the hell up, ever. Always talking shit. Just talking to talk." Aw, Stu. Can't you just imagine him scurrying around the locker room talking really fast and just generally being so obnoxious that you'd want to punch him square in the face but couldn't because you knew it would feel strangely like child abuse because he looks like a freaking fourteen year old?

source: Interview Magazine via the zany yet fantasitcal ladies at ONTD_FB