VIDEO: ANNOYING PAPARAZZI LADY FOLLOWS CRISTIANO AROUND NEW YORK

[That man-bag makes my life.]

'Someone's probably going to break your legs ... could be Rooney'
Ah, grudges never die do they, England?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW: CRISTIANO GETS HIS NAILS DID

[Xtina lounging around a pool in NYC: Um, definitely worth the click to enlarge.]

His nails are painted. That's all I really need to say here, right? HIS NAILS ARE PAINTED.

Also, these rumours are pretty hilarious.

source -- Guest of a Guest via Fashion Indie

BRINGING THE LOLS: BABIES HAVING BABIES

[Fave Xtina pic of all time: Any chance I get to pull this one out, I will.]

According to Cristiano Ronaldo's twitter, he's just become a father:

"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are."

I'm just holding out for an announcement saying that his account has been hacked or something because this simply can't be true. Exclusive guardianship? Girl...

DELUSION + GQ OUTTAKES

[Didier, spotted here doing his best Edward Cullen impression. Sexy/genuinely frightening. Speaking of Cote d'Ivoire, they've

easily got one of the best shirts at the

World Cup, no?

The tight fit = superb.

]

Still not quite ready to pick up the pieces from what happened yesterday at France v Mexico. Instead, I'm choosing to sit among the carnage in slight delusion -- going through the five phases and such. This is not to say that their tired, stroll-around-the-park, 2-goals-down-and-it's-hopeless, showing last night and hapless eventual loss to the Mexicans was a shock -- quite the opposite -- I'm just going to take the day to digest it. And by 'digest', I mean plot ways to to seriously harm Raymond Domenech.

Moving along to what will likely be the most joyful part of my morning, here are some outtakes from GQ's cover shoot. Didier can be quite dapper when he wants to be can't he?







GQ via ONTD_football.