BLATANT AND UNABASHED FANBOY OBJECTIFICATION: GIRL, THERE'S A REASON ALL THOSE DUDES IN 300 WERE HOT

[BRB, going to Greece. The middle one looks like Zlatan.]

But no one in 300 was actually Greek, right? You know, a quick IMDB search would probably clear the confusion right up but I make it a rather strict point around here to keep posts as, er, impromptu as possible. Lame lazy and crass jokes come best to me in the heat of the moment. These photos come to you from yesterday's Greece/Nigeria match.

source: sportsnet.ca, the guardian