HERE'S ONE GOOD REASON WE SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT SLOVAKIA'S STILL IN THIS THING

[Although it sucks that NZ didn't make it through. They were just so precious.]

Two words: Jan. Durica.

Wait, do names qualify as words? Would a name be one word? Whatevs, the grammar nazi within you has got to be distracted. Congrats, Slovakia: hotness like that doesn't let you down.