VUVUZELAS, COMING SOON TO A CLUB NEAR YOU!

I'm not anti- fog horn vuvuzela as such, but the idea of having these trumpety things carry on past the world cup and possibly become a supporter mainstay frightens me slightly. Anything seems to go as far as supporters on the international level are concerned (please attempt to recall the last time you saw a man at your local club's ground painted head to toe in team colours, wearing a massive wig?) which is probably why I tend not to object too much to the heedless racket. It seems to fit in with the general zaniness of the international fan. But do I need the vuvuzela phzzzzzzeeeeeeeee-ing at an Arsenal match? No. Just no, okay?

From ESPNsoccernet:

"The Premier League could be set for an influx of vuvuzelas after the World Cup, as a Premier League spokesman said there was nothing in its rules that would stop supporters taking them into grounds."

Step 1: Find the rule book.
Step 2: Change it.

More:

"One bookmaker is already taking bets on which Premier League club would be the first to sell vuvuzelas in their team's colours. Vuvuzelas have already been on sale at several clubs, with Sheffield Wednesday being the first to sell them in club colours in their club shop last August after they appeared at the Confederations Cup."

source: Vuvuzelas may come to Premier League