ONE FOR THE VAULT: THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS DID NOT DISTRACT XTINA FOR AT LEAST A MOMENT

[Please note the girl in the background who looks completely unimpressed with these two. Girl, I feel you -- my Portu-zilian**

neighbours are effing obnoxious.]

And just to preempt the morons who are likely to pipe up with the expected 'SEE?! GIRLS WHO LIKE SOCCER ARE STUPID! SHE ONLY LIKES RONALDO BECAUSE HE'S HOT!!11'. Please shut up. Sure, the sign's a bit rude but that's all it is: a bit rude. Besides, no one ever put rules around how dudes can express their love for their favourite side. You know, except for that pesky 'don't physically harm one another' thing which folks are constantly having trouble getting right.

via Pies

**TIET TMI du jour: Portu-zilians are t

urncoat Portuguese fans who support Portugal in what appears to be an extremely die-hard fashion until the the moment they are inevitably knocked out. At this point, they'll very promptly jump onto the rather crowded Brazil bandwagon. A Toronto phenomenon.